Thursday, June 6, 2013

Pick Up Lines

I am married, but back in my single days...I could appreciate a good pick up line. The cornier they are, the harder they make me laugh! 

When I was at UWG, one of my friends and I would always go back to Gwinnett County on the weekends to work our jobs and see our families. One of our guy friends always tried to talk us into staying and partying it up one weekend with him. The weekend we decided to stay there, he was away. One night, his roommates let us into their apartment, and we broke into his room and taped pick up lines all over this walls, bed, furniture....anywhere we could! It was pretty awesome. 

Here are some of my favorites! And if you are single, maybe try one of them out? You're welcome!

Is your name Visa? Because you are everywhere I want to be.

Are you from Tennessee? Because you are the only ten I see.

Are your legs tired? Because you have been running through my mind.

Is your dad a baker? You have nice buns.


  1. Every now and then my husband will throw out a real keeper.

    "If we were polygamists, you'd be my favorite wife."

  2. These are HILARIOUS!!!!!! Love it!


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